January 2009
12 posts
People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live.
– George Costanza referring to himself
A date is a job interview that lasts a whole night.
– Jerry Seinfeld
bakit ba ganito ang puso? mabuti pa ang papel pwede mong itapon, ang gripo pwede...
– Meat Shop Owner, Coffee Prince
This fall I think you’re riding for - it’s a special kind of fall, a...
– Mr. Antolini, The Catcher in the Rye
I steal from every movie ever made.
– Quentin Tarantino
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
– Billy Crystal
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I think, therefore I’m single.
– Lizz Winstead
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I finally know why there are a lot who are getting divorced. A lot of people are...
– Wendy Liebman
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Is action merely the incidental product of thought, or is thought the...
– Shirakawa, After Dark
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I should’ve realized what was going on at some point and woken up and put...
– Korogi, After Dark
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Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of...
– Gene Fowler